December 2011
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
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executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
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gogogadjetpenis:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
2 go & do sum stuff
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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favorfruitcake:
follow forever of 2011:
me
my blog
never stop following me
any of you
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
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primrose-weasley → kazrans
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dapperhobbit:
you know that feeling when you’re reading an awesome fic and you look at the scrollbar thinking that surely the fic is almost over because that’s how life always goes but YOU’RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT OH MY GOD THE GLORY IS STILL ALIVE I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO READ OF THIS GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE SWEET PETER ON A POPSICLE STICK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS FUCK ME IN THE...
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant
Tourist: I WANT MY FUCKING OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS YOU HIPSTER FUCK.
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